Social media gave power back to the Pussy

Picture a desolate landscape, tumbleweeds blowing across the street abandonment as far as your eyes can see. There’s absolutely no pussy in sight and the only way you can see any is if you go to the convenience store and look a man in the eyes while you buy your nudie mag. This seems like a millennium ago but in reality this was the world just a short couple decades ago. Now we see a resurgence, a revolution, a resealing if you will. Pussy has been to the lowest valleys but now stands on the tallest peaks you could ever possibly imagine. All of this is thanks to social media. 

Being a kid who’s life was split between 90s era nostalgia and new wave internet buzz, my original idea of getting and seeing pussy came from what my parents and siblings did, which was call on the phone. But once I entered high school there was a new nexus of pussy entanglement that I had never experienced before. This was called social media. All of a sudden I had accounts on apps like Twitter, Instagram and Snapchat that opened the flood gates for exploration at some of the most exploratory times of a young man's life. The tables had turned forever, and in the decade after I started high school we see it in full swing. Pussy makes careers now, puts on shows and creates long last moments that will never be forgotten. Pussy breaks barriers and changes mindsets. It finds the good in all of us while also making us feel like it could be a little wrong. And I for one am all for it. 

People used to hide in the shadows, behind large stones and and even larger sense of embarrassment just to enjoy what they enjoy. Now the internet said hey bud do you. It said I got you to everyone. Now for anyone reading thinking I’m an absolute horn-dog I am using Pussy as a term to define anything sexual that anyone enjoys. The internet has truly freed those tied down by the shackles that say “oh that’s weird” and “you can’t like that” and began to hum the sweet sounds of what ever the fuck you want. That’s what the world deserves. So I want to thank Tik Tok, I want to thank Instagram, I want to thank Reddit, and I want to thank Twitter, on behalf of the entire human race, for allowing us to be ourselves. So go out from your hideouts, crawl out from your rocks, and go watch some step sister porn. 

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